Marital Bliss

him: hey
me: yeah
him: so what you doing?
me: i am dancing on the table
him: ...(silence)
me: what the f*** do you think i'm doing?
him: alright, well i just called to tell you am gonna be late again tonight
me: and? what do you want? a prize? (child screaming in the background)
him: tayeb, yallah bye
me: bye